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Money Distortion Field

The effects of an amount of money so large that it warps and distorts legal, political, and social systems that get near it. This is analogous to a black hole's gravity well that can force light which normally travels in straight lines to travel in a path that looks curved.
"That Madoff guy generated such a large money distortion field with his Ponzi scheme that he'll never go to jail!"
by Dr. Dave da Brewmeister February 2, 2009
mugGet the Money Distortion Fieldmug.

Money god movement

A movement among bankers,wealthy people and those who wish to be wealthy and government officals ect. to worship a deity they call money god or money for short because they believe that if they do so he will reward them with a lot of money.
by Deep blue 2012 August 18, 2010
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shag money muffins

to be shocked or amazed at something, in awe
by shag money muffins September 29, 2009
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money hungry pig

A derogatory term for an individual who values money so much that he or she will overstep ethical boundaries to obtain it.
by Butthole Bob July 24, 2008
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Capitalist Money Madness

Phrase critical of capitalism and damaging consequences of its money mechanism, referring to an incident — particularly a shocking or incredible news story — where money is, or has been, a key factor injurious to people and/or their environment. Examples include harmful business activities conducted for more profit; withdrawn/inadequate state funding for health care or other essential public services; property thefts; muggings etc.
Another fucking train’s been derailed because bosses are more interested in cutting costs than passenger safety! It’s more bloody Capitalist Money Madness!
by socialist_jester July 18, 2005
mugGet the Capitalist Money Madnessmug.

baby face money

An absolutely absurd amount of money such that a person doesn’t care about financial issues anymore
The cops all do things a little bit dirty, but they stay on my team. I’ve got that baby face money!
by DJ Kea February 25, 2023
mugGet the baby face moneymug.

poppa money train

A comical term of enderement when a man pickes up the tab for hie wife or girlfriend,

you may hear the question, ok which one of you are paying the tab
Poppa Money Train is paying the tab for my eyebrow wax

when the male pickes up the tab.
by Momma No bucks February 26, 2010
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