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This Cocaine Makes Me Feel Like I’m On This Song 

An awesome song by my fravorite band, System of a Down. Don’t eat the fish. Also hella weird.
Lyrics:
THERES SOMETHING WRONG ME WITH YOU THERES SOMETHIGN WRONG WITH YOU I HOPE YOUR STEPSON DOESN’T EAT THE FISH!!!
SUBA SUBA THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH YOU AND WERE CRYING
Person 1: You heard uh.. This Cocaine Makes Me Feel Like I’m On This Song

Person 2: Yeah! It’s fucking AWESOME!!
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I'm not that stupid 

Something said when you are obviously that stupid
Person 1: You know movies aren't real, right?

Person 2: Yes, I'm not that stupid

i'm a lazy sod 

A sex pistols' song about a guy who is stigmatized for his mental disorder of disability to work properly and earn bread.
I'm a lazy sod
I'm not a lazy snood
I'm a lazy sod

Lazy!
i'm a lazy sod by That Lazy Sod February 17, 2017

Leon M Goldstein High School For The Sciences

A high school in Brooklyn that is competitive to get into and is located in Manhattan Beach, Brooklyn on the campus of Kingsborough Community College. Most of the teachers are nice and teach well and the students are nice aswell. There's a nice view from the windows and if you stick with the right people, Goldstein is a great school!
"Hey, do you go to Leon M Goldstein High School For The Sciences"
"Yeah, its cool but Hudson is killing me"

Dixie M Hollins High School 

The Lamest School in all of Pinellas County. With the Lamest Kids with the Exception of a Few Cool Kids (20-50) which is nothing compared to the hundreds of kids that go there.
J.S: What School Do You Go To

M.B: Dixie M Hollins High School

J.S: Man, that schools the Lamest School in St.Pete

M.B: I Know, I agree with you I wish I went somewhere else Everyone there is Lame except for a few kids.

I'm a hippie smell my fart

a saying sometimes seen on license plates,printed on t shirts ect. That means that they are a hippie and if you don't like it you can go fuck your self.
Hey world I'm A hippie smell my fart.

I'm not his secratary

An aggrivated way to speak when frusterated at the circumstances.
Tricky Dick: I'm not his secratary, get his # your self!
Crazy Canderous: Looks like your full of the shit you talk hommie! It looks to me like your doing all his typing. Isn't that a secratary?
Tricky Dick: Fuck you!
C C: Never! Now bend over and let me kick your ass insted for goating me and using my name to post BS defs to piss people off because your so stuck on yourself. Doesn't that mean you are still in loathing faze?
T D: "Your A hooker! A Shame, a whore, a dime, a bitch, a .........."

C C: Is that all you've got. Name calling? Really? I mean if your too scared to adress me in public, what does that say about your stature? Not mutch if you ask me. Closet Case!
T D: They'll follow me! I'm not his secratary
C C: Have it! Let them worship your grownd ass pirate! Pet your wallyrous with you D club and congratulate each other all night long on becoming masters of the universe. But ask your self this. What's he "one" thing thats worth stealing and is truly what causes no trouble at all?
T D: What The...
C C: Second Base Hommie. The one thing people can steal and not get/cause trouble for/in stealing!

All I ever wanted you to know is that I cared for you enought to give you what you needed. Your choices. That woman over their that shows you true love every day. Works hard for you. That is what love is. Not who stole the heart. Who owns the heart, but who is always thier in your heart! Be free and know what love is-everywhere you look!
T D: Your pathologicaly crazy!
C C: That's what they tell sane people to make them pay for harmful meds and play follow the leader. I will always be some one you can trust to do the right thing for a friend. Even if that means putting myself on the line as the butt end of a harsh joke. I kept my promise. I'm right here if you want your friend back.