Karen Haircut

the Karen Haircut is the signature piece of becoming a bonified Karen, in addition to the sunglasses, sourpuss lips and banshee tone of voice.

By telling someone they could pull of such a hairdo, your basically saying their personality that of a sweaty wrknkled ballsack on a wednesday morning, with a pumpkin spice latte in hand.
e.g I don't hate Stephanie, but I think she can pull off a karen haircut.
by mofkn July 13, 2024
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Karen's dozen

a dozen is 12, baker's dozen is 13
a mad Karen caused havoc at a store saying that dozen is 50, and since than - "Karen's dozen" = 50
how many burgers did you sell last night, Joe? I sold 3 Karen's dozens (150)
by Leo of the Харків February 05, 2024
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Karen's dozen

A dozen under the Karen standard is 50, as opposed to 12.
"Fifty. Five zero. That's what a dozen is!" -Dunkin Donuts Karen

Scale provided by reddit user u/Iamvanno:
Dozen = 12.
Baker's dozen = 13.

Karen's dozen = 50.
by Khrezin February 16, 2021
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Karen albright

Karen albright is a nice loving person who laughs and could stare at life houses forever. She knows the way to god and back
Karen albright..oh she’s looking at the lighthouses…
by Gods_daughter June 15, 2022
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Kegel of Karens

As we all know, a “Karen” is a woman who is being “the worst.” A “Kegel of Karens” is the term to refer to Karens that have gathered in a group, much like a flock of birds, gaggle of geese, murder of crows, or a herd of cows.
“Wow- check out that Kegel of Karens ripping that manager a new one over there.” or “That Kegel of Karens are way too aggressive at their kids’ hockey game.”
by Kdubbs326 July 07, 2023
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Karenous

to describe 'karen-like' behavior.
that's softly karenous of you
by October 21, 2021
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Karenous

A portmanteau of "Karen" and "cancerous."
in a way of being
bro 1: that bitch was karenous!
bro 2: she was so toxic when she spoke to that manager!
by Stalin69 February 16, 2021
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