Not ALL Jews

See, excuses DO work sometimes! Look at that! Things that work for "Jews" don't work for "Men!" That's wild because because when I was like 'Hey, I don't rape' you were all like 'Not all men isn't a good enough excuse! Meh! Rape bad! Men Rape!'

Hym "But NOW... Not all Jews is a pretty good Goddamn excuse isn't it? The Jews are doing a genocide and it kind of makes it seem like Jews bad but ACTUALLY... Not Jews bad. Actually that. Not all Jews do a genocide. And some of the other Jews are like 'Boo genocide!' And then their like 'You can't do a genocide, Bad Jew! Argh! Aww shucks!' And then they do pretend genocide with their wives on the weekends."

by Hym Iam June 9, 2025

Screwed and jewed

Getting your money stolen after sex

Damn, I got screwed and jewed by a hooker last night.

by KinkyShitBro November 14, 2017

Self-hating Jew

A self-hating Jew is a Jew that seeks to dissociate from their own unresolved trauma by identifying with the enemy and advocating for the destruction of Judaism (and Israel) altogether. They experienced so much pain at the hands of anti-semites that they have literally turned against their own heritage.

Nothing scares me more than a self-hating Jew, because he has actually turned against himself and his own people.

by Enrealment March 15, 2025

Jew

James Addesso.

My names James Addesso and I’m a jew

by Funnyguysnhighfives July 7, 2025

Masturbazi jew

A Jew that wanks off a lot

You know how there's Ashkenazi Jews, well there's also masturbazi Jews and they invented cornhub

by D Flawless June 17, 2025

Jew Potting

Putting a dollar inside the vagina or anus before having sex with a Jewish person.

“Hey man, last night me and Becky tried Jew Potting.”

by LiberatedSiN February 5, 2019

Jew

A terrible person and someone you should hate
Can be used as an insult

Ariel: Hi I'm jewish
Me: ew get out of here you gross jew

As an insult:

Billy: *takes my phone off the charger*
Me: put my phone back on the charger you jew

by Penis Mister November 12, 2025