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Mud cricket

A female who enjoys white claws only slightly more than giving blow Jon’s to ransoms guys driving their fathers truck. Often found in the Hogwaller mud holes just outside of Palatka fl. Can be identified by the rubber boots and push up bikini top she wears. Also frequently screams “yeet yeet” for absolutely no reason.
This mud cricket is covered in mud and wants to blow me and my buddy.
by Old drunk. June 25, 2021
mugGet the Mud cricketmug.

Mud Monster

I am become this.
Hym "I am become Mud Monster. That I may avoid the inevitable slinging of mud."

Iam "..........."

Hym "Aw... Come on buddy. It's not that bad."

Iam "It's not that it's 'that bad' it's that it's inarguably wrong for them to do it. Which is why they won't even attempt to do so. They care only about motivation."

Hym "Which is why they want to motivate us to 'create some news' for them. They can use the mound of corpses we create (Hypothetically) to bolster their fame. They're like women. 'Oh my! Look how obsessed he was with us!' they'll cry! 'For a limited time only our coffee mugs will be on sale in response to this tragic, TrAgIc event (that we couldn't even be bothered to lift a finger to stop).' Hahahaha!"
by Hym Iam May 17, 2022
mugGet the Mud Monstermug.

mississippi mud mask

When you are having anal sex and you pull out and jizz on their face. Then use your cox like a paint brush spreading the jizz and truffle butter on their face.
I gave my old lady a mississippi mud mask and now she got pink eye.
by Grit Sharpenson October 19, 2017
mugGet the mississippi mud maskmug.

stuck in mud

When an object gets stuck in someone’s asshole
Aidan’s new toy car got stuck in mud
by The Caulk lover October 27, 2022
mugGet the stuck in mudmug.

Mud Turkey

A person that you tie a chain or rope around and then drag through a very very large mud hole till they are completly covered in mud.
by Judge dredd7 August 2, 2011
mugGet the Mud Turkeymug.

Chattanooga mud tugger

A Big Dirty Mexican Man that puts their toes in your asshole for a mcChicken.
I saw Jared yesterday and he offered to give me a Chattanooga mud Tugger.
by Hawgsbe November 13, 2020
mugGet the Chattanooga mud tuggermug.

mud gate

A mud gate is where someone pees.
mugGet the mud gatemug.

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