'What's that white stuff all over the computer keyboard in the spare room love?'
'Nothing dear, just a bit of glare from the lights'.
'Nothing dear, just a bit of glare from the lights'.
by Wombletwat May 18, 2017
Get the glare from the lightsmug. Driving to a known regular car sex location and high beaming the cars to catch people out on their dirty deads.
by TheBigCahoona May 18, 2014
Get the head lightingmug. The website said I needed to pay by the 26th... They sent me something in the mail saying that I needed to pay by the 15th.... They shut it off on the 22nd while I was asleep. I woke up and saw that the light was off and I knew exactly what happened. And then I sat in the dark and tried to call them but once they turn it off the make you pay something up front and I'm like "I use the fucking website. I go and pay by what the fucking website says and it says the 26th" and this chick sounded like she was about to cry. And guess when I got paid. Guess... The exactly date of my pay day was the 26th. The day by which the website said I had to pay.
Hym "So my lights were off, fuckface. Do you like it? Do you like my little show I put on here? I do it either the lights off sometimes. I KNOW I posted to bitch about it when I happened. Remember that? Remember? I know I posted with about it. Did you laugh?"
by Hym Iam October 25, 2025
Get the My lights were offmug. by cpfamily<3 October 20, 2021
Get the Light Switchmug. When one is getting into the zone of needing sex.
In aviation and many other industries equipment has caution lights that come on when your equipment needs servicing.
The “symbol” or “verbiage” behind the light tells one what needs serviced.
In aviation and many other industries equipment has caution lights that come on when your equipment needs servicing.
The “symbol” or “verbiage” behind the light tells one what needs serviced.
My horny light is flashing need sex soon.
My horny light is steady, need sex now.
My horny light is steady bright, over due for sex.
My horny light is steady, need sex now.
My horny light is steady bright, over due for sex.
by MRlickalotapuss September 26, 2023
Get the horny lightmug. by This Tik Toker February 28, 2023
Get the National Light-skin Girl Daymug. by purpelbananaa October 12, 2020
Get the rainbow light up keyboardmug.