flying purple tacos

a perfectly innocent name for a broomball team

the flying purple tacos won all of their games.

by Eliza May Beth December 5, 2013

Penis Fly Trap

When the penis becomes entrapped in the zipper of the pants during or after a sexual act because the wearer stuck their shaft through this ragged metal-teethed slot instead of fully removing this dangerous piece of clothing

"I was fucking this girl in my Honda, and my dick got caught in a Penis Fly Trap half way through."

by FireMuncher June 3, 2018

flying half mast

Flying half mast is when you have a boner that isn't as hard

also known as: Half Chub

Guy #1: hey do you see that girl?
Guy #2: The one in the booty shorts?
Guy #1 Yeah she's the reason I'm flying half mast.

by Alex_Pax November 22, 2016

Flying without a licence

Neglecting to zip up your trousers.

Will get you weird looks, and an arrest if you’re going commando.

Waiter: Ahem, it appears you, Mr. Yellow, are currently flying without a licence..
Mr Yellow: Oh shit! (zips up)

by E hates Q January 17, 2022

Anus Fly Trap

When somebody is taking a nap outdoors naked, anus exposed in a relaxed (slightly open) state then a fly comes along and lands in their anus, causing it to reflexively close. Trapping the fly inside.

"I couldn't figure out why my butt itched so much after camping yesterday , after a bit of finger digging I found out that I am part anus fly trap!"

by Pyravia April 21, 2018

Flying Delivery Truck

What CNN thought a plane was in 2017

CNN: "FedEx is buying up to 100 new flying delivery trucks" (2017)

by Soulless Pacifist November 12, 2021

Uncomfortable Flying Folopple

When you get foloppled mid-air

I was on a trampoline... and all of a sudden there was a lollipop up my dick hole! I was a victim of the uncomfortable flying folopple.

by DefiningJusticeFromAssholes June 5, 2018