February 18th

national walk off a cliff day. A day of just pure death.

person#1:ima go kms
person#2: WHAT WHY?!
person#1: it's February 18th national walk off a cliff day!
person#2: oh yeah lemme join you!

by anonymous December 10, 2021

February 7th

February 7th is "Punch your enemy day"

Enemy: What are you gonna do loser

Jimmy: its February 7th so I'm gonna punch you

by Quentina December 15, 2021

February 3

this birthday has the hottest people born on it and they pull all the milfs and hoes

“DAMN he’s born of February 3rd, well I guess he’s a chick magnet

by Milf locater 69420 December 17, 2021

February 5th

Tell an overly specific story on the internet. Overshare about some random thing that happened a long time ago. Go crazy, give EVERY detail.

It's February 5th, you know what that means, time to tell Reddit how one time I ate five burritos from Taco Bell and the proceeded to shit on my kitchen counter.

by Fuzzy_Hedgehogs December 23, 2021

February 19th

National kiss your gf day
You gotta kiss your girlfriends, it is a rule

Bf: kisses gf
Gf: oh it is february 19th

by vlamme man December 30, 2021

February 5th

A date that really means April 26th

Clarissa was born on February 5th (actually born on April 26th)

by Boxity April 2, 2022

february 7th

a day where a annoying hoe called lieve was born... its a day where only mistakes can be born. if you ask someone who was born on february 7th if they are a mistake and they say no.. theyre lying.the best thing you could do is cast a spell and erase them from the univers

mistake: i was born on february 7th
you: oh holy spirit erase this entity from existence

by 5qthrtjjtrjs April 5, 2022