fanny pack

An Americanism for what in proper English is a "bum bag" — a pouch or other device worn around the waist by butt sluts to hold safer-sex supplies, sex toys and other paraphernalia for kinky buttsecks. The wearer is typically clad in skintight stretch clothing to showcase their assets, leaving nowhere else to store their anal lube, condoms, butt plugs, douche or enema bulbs and other supplies needed to prepare their butts for anal sex. While jogging (running around) or cycling (peddling their arses all over town) to find a mate, the savvy buttslut comes prepared by wearing this pack (usually directly over or above the trampstamp) with everything needed to savour the fruits of Sodom.

So why, then, would a bum bag be a "fanny pack"? Most likely, a few trollops are looking for a Devil's threesome which involves double penetration — one penis in the bum, another penis in the fanny at the same time. That would require extra rubbers, extra lube and presumably redundant birth control — all of which needs to be packed away in that little pouch.

by bitchuck August 31, 2024

Fanny pack

An erotic sex position, where the woman uses ropes/strings( powerful enough) to suspend herself in the front of the man, so he can walk and fuck her at the same time. This is a symbol of dominance of the man over the woman.

Dude 1: I see you fanny packed her.
Dude 2: Had to show her who's the boss.

by Anon_69/420 September 20, 2024

Fanny Pack

When your wear your woman around your waist with your lipstick in it...

Got her so hot she's on these hips like a fanny pack

by Lunchtrays November 25, 2024

Fanky

Shoving your right finger inside a persons anal part while the other handy spanks the persons asshole

bro yesterday that Fanky was good
jessica is a god fankier

by john makeronosen December 9, 2024

fanny bingle

a fanny bingle is what tou call a fat woman with lots of flabs

Jake is a fanny bingle

by ballfondler42 December 9, 2024

fanny bingle

big fat lady woman with big flab

Jake is fat fanny bingle.

by ballfondler42 December 9, 2024

Fancop

Outsiders who join a fandom/hobby with the sole purpose of policing the behavior of fans in said fandom/hobby and not because they enjoy the hobby themselves. They can commonly be seen trying to shame people for engaging in things that are normal for the fandom and aren't even offensive and harmful, in order to make them "normal" according to their standards. They often engage in brigading to bully people to be more "normal" according to their standards. They like to ragebait fans on purpose and play the victim when the fans get angry or call the fancops out for their behavior. They also like to attack the pre-existing fans by belittling them for their hobby. They also always appeal to triviality.

Fan: wtf happened to anit bro cant even have a waifu anymore
Fancop: “Waifu” talks in 2025. We can watch anime without all dat extra weebo shit😭.
Also Fancop: Said weebos found this tweet and calling me slurs very on brand for the social rejects

by PomuHub February 16, 2025