Douche Wad

As of, or pertaining to a smart-ass that thinks he's funny but really isn't. Derived from douche bag.

You're a big douche wad

by Spitfire370 March 12, 2017

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Douche Bet

In poker, a Douche Bet is when a player bets the exact amount of money another player is holding in order to intimidate that specific player instead of just betting.

Because a Douche Bet is a very specific bet it usually takes additional time to count the opposing players chips and then counting out their own, waisting everyones time at the table.

If any player caught playing a Douche Bet all other players should state, "Douche Bet!". And for the rest of the night the player is now known as "Douche at the Table"

"How many chips do you have left?"

"75 dollars"

"then I bet 75 dollars!"

"What a Douche Bet..."

by callonjim March 21, 2010

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Douche Cano

When a male fucks a girl and cums on her ass and it slides down her ass crack and leaks into the vigina

bro i Douche Canoed my girl last night and now she’s pregnant!

by jizz creamery February 23, 2021

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basic douche

(n)1. A person, usually masculine in gender, who conforms to all the social dorms associated with being a dude. 2. A regular guy who is kind of a douche.

That guy at the youth hostel was totally a basic douche.

by Widgetwidget January 19, 2016

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Douche Tunic

An article of clothing created when a frat bro or any gym-oriented young man rips the armpits of his tank a bit too much, therefore resulting in what is basically a sweaty double-sided cape.

Kyle: Yo, check out my new tank. It shows off my guns.
Mack: Bro, the chicks will love it. They can totes see your nips.
Kyle: Sick, man.
Carly: Nice douche tunic, asshole.

by ajaustinv February 21, 2013

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