Cracker Move

Any move that a cracker makes

Teddy made a BIG CRACKER MOVE today by canceling open lunch

by OG Crackerman March 31, 2022

Cracker

An uneducated white person from Florida or George Aka Handslaper also known as Johnathan Andrew Stowbridge or Solbert9854 on Fortnite

"Man Handslaper is such a cracker"

by Unknownusername42069 April 11, 2023

cocaine cracker

a term used for coon ass white niggas who just wont shut the fuck up

Tanner: yOu wOnT lasT in a cOd loBbY
Me: shutup u ugly ass cocaine cracker

by EliteJay April 3, 2021

Cracker Fave

A white person who is obsessed with bands and likes to smoke pot.

Someone who bows down to bands could be called a cracker fave.

by trevor97 August 26, 2013

Graham cracker

White Men who rewatch Lindsey Graham speeches to learn how to feign outrage.

Person 1: I do say, I do say that I am flabbergasted, FLABBERGASTED, that you will not shove this 8 inch dildo up my ass. In all my years in this relationship, I have never seen such a blatant example of self-serving grandstanding.

Person 2: Quit being a Graham cracker and take this 12 inch one.

Person 1: Hmmm.

by Writing Hard March 24, 2022

Cracker Barrel Baptism

First coined by comedic legend Theo Von, a Cracker Barrel Baptism refers to one person throwing up on another (This Past Weekend, Ep. #478)

“Ole Joe had one too many and gave Tami a Cracker Barrel Baptism while they was dancin”

by StrakeBleeter January 19, 2024

Cracker

1. A snack that’s thin and crunchy.
2. A term for a poor white person.

A: Want a cracker?
B: Shut Up Cracker

by BigBlackCockadoodledoo August 23, 2022