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It’s a person who is a monkey/chango.They are very primitive person only understanding a few words at a time when you speak to one. They like to get groped all the time.They are also known to throw it back on niggas called Eduardo and Brian.
Hey Christian you’re a Chango/Monkey.
by Chris_da_Chango_11 January 31, 2020
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He likes Alisha 😍💕❤️ He dates her *sheessh* but Alisha found trinity
Christian: hey baby girl
Alisha: *twerks* were over. I found a better girlfriend.
Christian: GAY BITC-
Trinity: leave her alone 😭😭
by Himhimherher November 24, 2021
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Christian is a loving guy whos always looking to get his dick up he loves to destroy others genitals always facetimes his girlfriend/ex because he wants too talk too someone he honestly just a bitch he will probably end up talking his own life he gets his heart broken like it a little Chinese kid passing out fortune cookies.
guy 1: yo did you hear what happened to Christian
guy 2: yea bro he took his own life its crazyyy
by dale_smells July 14, 2024
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Someone who causes problems in others lives by telling them they have to believe in what they believe or else they will get in trouble.
That christian group came by and said if i did not do what they say , they will protest in front of my business.
by Wayne M. June 6, 2018
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He loves music, He's always my favorite person from the group chat to be around, He likes the best music
Friend of mine and his: When are you going to tell Christian you like him
Me: I dont know everyone thinks hes too old for me (three years) and its not that I dont agree its just that I cant get him off my mind he is so nice and he loves the same music as me and we relate to eachother and have so many things in common but im just scared it will ruin the friendship we already have if he rejects me....
by Paper Bi-otch December 17, 2023
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Christian, Life, Academy

Weird ass school with weird ass kids and odd events
Brother 1: Let’s go to school

Brother 2:hell naw not that place

Bro1:dude we go to in Christian, Life, Academy Cape Coral?!?!

Bro2:naw but it’s funny
by Bruh man 🤠 May 14, 2023
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