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Urban (Bus) Killer

All of those people who post long, self-riotous actual definitions of derogatory, intimate, or touchy terms.

They destroy the humor by admonishing slang term and disses which are awesome with things we all know already, or will look up in the actual dictionary of needed.

The term is from Urban (or street/slang) (Bus) the vehicle which holds the kids who use most of the terms, and Killer, the teacher on the bus who scolds the kids for the jokes.
Urban (Bus) Killer: "Fag is a derogatory term used typically by middle schoolers for homosexuals. Homosexuals are not funny or to be talked down about, they are humans like like you and me..." and on for another page.
Me: "Scat eating bitch! *scroll and read next one, "Fag is another term for man who thinks shit is candy and keeps trying to suck on your ass to get some." "Ha, that's a new one."
by FaqBasher January 13, 2022
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German School Bus

When a man cums in his partner's ear.
My girl wanted to hear the sound of children, so I gave her the ol' German school bus.
by Bear5200 September 30, 2022
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deluxe party bus

A party bus, with additional tongue to taint action during the fisting process. Sour cream or crème fraisch optional.
I paid extra for Linda to give me that deluxe party bus. She really put the sour in sour cream.
by EastSideCrackaKilla October 10, 2022
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snake bus

An articulated bus. They are typically 60 feet long and they can accommodate almost twice as many passengers than that of a standard-sized bus. They are often seen in big cities (e.g. Phoenix, New York, Houston, Chicago, or San Francisco).
I see a snake bus on a busy route dropping off and picking up passengers downtown!
by GageTheDictionaryGeek October 17, 2022
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Bus

A large vehicle that takes the piss and doesn't arrive on time.
Student: Man my bus will arrive in 44 minutes
Friend: really? are you sure let me wait with you
Student: yeah, my buses are never late *waits in the cold*
*44 minutes go by and the bus isn't here*
Student: I am fucking freezing here! it should have came by now
Friend: haha!
by MrsRelatable December 10, 2021
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Waiting For The Bus

One of the most popular Cyanide and Happiness cartoon about a man who discovers that he can run very, very fast, and makes the most of it. Well...he does at first.
"Waiting For The Bus" starts with a man who is...well, take a wild guess what he's doing, why don't you.

When the bus comes, it speeds past him. The man runs to get the bus driver to stop. The bus driver points out that he is in the same predicament as the bus in the movie "Speed." It is at this moment that the man realizes he can run very, very fast. The bus driver gives a brief motivational speech telling him to make the most of his odd skill, which he immediately does.

Things go well at first. The man (Now called the 50MPH Man) immediately becomes a star. He wins races left and right, and unexpectedly finds his true love when he crashed into her after a race. But things take a dark turn when he receives an invitation to race in the Indy 500...and he accepts.

A man who can run at 50MPH can't hold a candle to cars that go more than 200MPH, which is something he learns the hard way. The 50MPH man loses a race for the first time as a result, and his life spirals down. He is arrested for attempted robbery, and his wife divorces him.

Several years pass. The 50MPH man sits alone in the training area where he first honed his skills. He then commits suicide by running full-speed into the stadium wall. The very same bus driver who inspired him to begin his career learns about his passing, and stops to admire the place where The 50MPH Man started and ended his life.

Finally, the bus explodes, killing him.

The End!
by Ubeenbamboozledson December 25, 2021
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Short Bus

When two guys have sex with the same girl back to back.
Payton had a short bus ran on her by Carson and Josiah.
by TMG_ByrdMan May 14, 2022
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