justice boner

The penis becoming extremely hard at the sight of justice being dealt. While defendants found guilty result in a semi justice boner, life-sentences can increase the vitality and strength of the boner.

Judge: The defendant has been found guilty, and is sentenced to life in prison.
Random person: "YESSSS"
Random person 2: Why do you have a stick poking out of your pants?
Random person: That's my justice boner.

by limlams745 January 31, 2019

Jewish boner

A half boner that is very skeptical of becoming a full on boner, because it doesn't know how invested the partner is.

'I knew she be playin, so I was stuck with this Jewish boner.'

by Deputydrool November 20, 2014

Bonified Boner

The most real boner you can get

"Megan Fox is hot."
"Definately, she's given me a bonified boner."

by Phate007 July 10, 2009

boner off

when two straight men remove their pants and tickle eachother's testicles, in which whoever gets the first boner is considered gay and declared loser of the boner off

Hey, did you see those two drunk guys compete in a boner off last night?

by Jake Big Snake February 4, 2009

cosmic boner

(n) A boner that is 3x to 50X the size of the average boner. It's force is so great that it is known to break the sound barrier and destroy solid rock.

"My cosmic boner was so big, my girlfriend exploded and my 8 year old next door neighbor died because he was either A. blasted away from the giz, B. crushed, or C. died from the sight

by Peter S May 19, 2005

boner juice

As old as time itself, BONER JUICE is a complex mixture of sperm and semen.

Honey, allow me, there are remnants of BONER JUICE on your face from last night.

by Boris Ccck August 3, 2004

clown boner

When a man wakes up with a raging morning wood, while wearing colorful, tacky boxers or underpants

Dude 1: "WhoooWeeeee I'm pitchin' a tent over here"

Dude 2: "Man, you've really worked up a clown boner in those colorful briefs"

by narbles February 25, 2011