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Boner-block

Boner-blocked
Original definition circa 1987
When a really hot chick is standing next to you in a year book picture and you want that hard-on captured for all eternity for her to always remember you by, and the person in front of you with a full head of hair blocks the massive erection, boner block.
Another derivation: Anytime you are posing for picture with a really hot chick, and the massive erection is obscured from the final photo, but there is at least two dirty grins on their faces
Billy: Gee I hope this massive erection I have right now makes the school yearbook, and this girl's douche bag boyfriend's see where her hands is.
Tom:Dude, how could anyone possible miss it?
Two months later.
Tom: Billy you totally gotboner-blocked, Lisa's big head of hair totally blocked the shot, but not everybody's grins.
by drswagman October 29, 2011
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boner drunk

When someone needs to get laid so bad they start slurring their speech and acting irrationally. Usually accompanied by bird calls and impaired driving.
Lorey got a number tonight, but that wasn't enough to make him/her any less boner drunk.
by Lorey Loates November 22, 2011
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Boner Owner

M3at - That broad's tight pants are makin my pants tight...

Sp3rm - I am definitely a boner owner right now as well.
by Sp3rm Doner May 28, 2009
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boner off

when two straight men remove their pants and tickle eachother's testicles, in which whoever gets the first boner is considered gay and declared loser of the boner off
Hey, did you see those two drunk guys compete in a boner off last night?
by Jake Big Snake February 4, 2009
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cosmic boner

(n) A boner that is 3x to 50X the size of the average boner. It's force is so great that it is known to break the sound barrier and destroy solid rock.
"My cosmic boner was so big, my girlfriend exploded and my 8 year old next door neighbor died because he was either A. blasted away from the giz, B. crushed, or C. died from the sight
by Peter S May 19, 2005
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boner juice

As old as time itself, BONER JUICE is a complex mixture of sperm and semen.
Honey, allow me, there are remnants of BONER JUICE on your face from last night.
by Boris Ccck August 3, 2004
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Boner Birds

Fellatio performed while playing the ever-popular iPhone app, Angry Birds
My Boner Birds from my girlfriend was awesome last night right before I went to bed.
by TDC512 October 16, 2010
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