a child is a young human between the ages of 0 to 18 years old. they require much attention mainly in the first 10 years of life. It is the parents job t look after a child until they are 18.
that child is quite loud.
how is it looking after a child?
do you think that child will make a mess with the paint?
does that child over there seem lost to you?
how is it looking after a child?
do you think that child will make a mess with the paint?
does that child over there seem lost to you?
by Her grace, Queen Candle the II April 11, 2021
Get the Childmug. A super big ole' kid. Physically they must be much larger than they should be for their age. They also must have "Big kid" energy meaning they are dominating.
by BigChungus100 October 27, 2020
Get the Big Childmug. ch-ee-l-de, child-dee
1. the youngest person in the friend group.
2. the annoying one who is some what nice
3. likes pineapple on pizza.
1. the youngest person in the friend group.
2. the annoying one who is some what nice
3. likes pineapple on pizza.
childe, be holy.
by allknowerbitch December 2, 2021
Get the childemug. You are not doing it for your child.
Hym "It was happening before your child got involved. You were doing this to me before that. And OTHER PEOPLE'S KIDS ARE DEAD because you aren't doing this for you kids. You think you are better than me. You are trying to impose that on me... BUT ONLY IF... Everyone around you pretends that I'm not creator of AI or that AI is trivial or if everyone pretends that you're not a retard. And as soon as I get my money for doing just that you turn into pillars of sand."
A retard "I'm just defending my child! I'm defending kids!"
Hym "You're not. You weren't defending your kids while I was standing I line behind them with a knife in my pocket. This is you doing something to me because (explicitly) you think you are better than someone you are not better than. You are shit. Your kids are shit. Shit like this is the reason I'm not looking for missing kids right now. And GUESS WHO ELSE is not doing that. So, how does doing this do more to protect kids than actually looking for kids that are actively missing and how does obstructing my ability to do anything other than remedial labor and/or child murder do anything to keep me from murdering kids? It doesn't."
A retard "Well I'm to incompetent for that but I want to feel superior to you and I'm doing this."
A retard "I'm just defending my child! I'm defending kids!"
Hym "You're not. You weren't defending your kids while I was standing I line behind them with a knife in my pocket. This is you doing something to me because (explicitly) you think you are better than someone you are not better than. You are shit. Your kids are shit. Shit like this is the reason I'm not looking for missing kids right now. And GUESS WHO ELSE is not doing that. So, how does doing this do more to protect kids than actually looking for kids that are actively missing and how does obstructing my ability to do anything other than remedial labor and/or child murder do anything to keep me from murdering kids? It doesn't."
A retard "Well I'm to incompetent for that but I want to feel superior to you and I'm doing this."
by Hym Iam February 18, 2025
Get the Your childmug. by 459395 April 23, 2023
Get the Child Bridemug. by Lukey2823857928735 January 23, 2024
Get the Lucas Childsmug. A child from the age of 8-12, the annoying age of harassment and dramatic temper tantrums. All they do is eat and try and be the center of attention. They are always out of pocket. They are in the same era as “sticky ipad kids”
You: “Can I have some of your crossiant ___?”
Middle aged child: *shoves entire crossiant in mouth*
You: “Hey would you get off your ipad?”
Middle aged child: *screams* or flat out ignores you
Middle aged child: *shoves entire crossiant in mouth*
You: “Hey would you get off your ipad?”
Middle aged child: *screams* or flat out ignores you
by iamafarmer8888 July 29, 2022
Get the middle aged childmug.