A person, usually an American, who's identity and politics are based on the "Wellness Bible", i.e. a set of politically correct ideas related to exercise, health, fat acceptance, etc.
Kelly, a typical Wellness Bitch, can't go out to brunch because the restaurant doesn't have any vegan gluten free options.
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A term colloquially applied to an individual who meticulously avoids carbohydrates, strategically manipulates nutrients, and leverages their dietary choices as both a political statement and a testament to their superiority. This person often believes their eating habits not only contribute to personal health but also significantly benefit the environment, thereby asserting moral and ethical high ground based on their consumption patterns.
Claire is such a Wellness Bitch! She won't come out with us to the Italian restaurant because everything has gluten and nightshades in it.
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