West Branch Area School

West Branch Area School is located in Morrisdale, Pennsylvania. This school was once based on pride and honor until the school board hired inside kin. The football program was once known for their mental toughness and offensive power. It's now one of worst teams in the state, in which people still believe that this program matters. Much of the respect for this school has been lost, from either the lack of teaching or the teachers that believe they're above the students. Bachelor degrees is not mandatory at this place of academia, having family is much more prioritized than college degrees. With the expansion of family members, this place of academia is less known as a place of study. Many of the students are favorited, which makes teaching less promising.

Hey man, where did you go to school?
West Branch Area School
Oh alright, that explains why you're working at Dairy Queen.

by DairyQueenEmployee January 2, 2011

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Weston, CT

Weston is a place where everything goes right. It is a small town, with one center and one school for each age group. The girls are all HOT and the boys are HOT. It is a really nice town with one of the best school districts in the state.

Hey wanna go to town in Weston, CT?
Sure.
So would you like the hardware store, the post office, the pharmacy, the market, or the Lunch Box.
Is that it?
Yup.
Umm how about we head into Westport?

by Weston girl September 5, 2011

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Stabbing Westward

The greatest band. Ever.

Seifer heard Stabbing Westward in a Max Payne mod, and felt compelled to buy all of their albums.

by Seifer Almasy (I gots a big wenis) July 23, 2003

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Westminster School

A small 400 student boarding school located in Simsbury, Connecticut (the most boring town on earth). The school is populated by bleach blonde, super tan, anorexic girls from Darien, New Cannan, and NYC, along with a bunch of stupid douche bags (a.k.a. guys) who are only there because they got sent there for sports. The school says its very strict about drugs, alcohol, and sex, and yet everyday, all of these things occur on campus (in every building) and either no one gets kicked out or like two people get kicked out. The school can't decide when the right time to kick kids out is (Kanye West Concert). Most of the kids only keep their spots at the school because their rich parents are stuffing millions of dollars into the funds at the school. Despite all this, the teachers is decent and the sports teams are ok.

Guy: Hey, do you wanna go have sex and do some drugs?

Girl: Sure, let's do it in the headmaster's office, he won't mind. (she barfs in a toliet)

Guy: Man, Westminster School is the best.

by the West Minister October 4, 2008