Wood

What they call whites in jail when they’re trying to get your attention for mandatory work outs or riots against other races

“All woods in the dayroom, shits about to crack off”

by Fucku niggerlover November 16, 2023

Woods

A person who is soft

That guy is such a Woods!

by 4tner April 11, 2021

Wood

British slang for 'penis'.

Yo I saw monica today and I swear blud, my wood got hard.

by DarkestMan July 05, 2021

Wood

Something you find if you leave your house. Your floor might be made by it too, or your chair.

Random guy: WoW This Floor Is Made By Wood?
Random guy 2: Y e s My man.

by D0N4lD J3WW Tr4mP November 08, 2017

wood

fricking wood you find on trees

dude i just cut some wood

by IM BANJO October 07, 2019

wood

a blunt that was rolled using a backwood

dude1: pass the wood
dude2: gotchu bro

by astro76 August 16, 2024

wood

dick.

my wood is so hard right now.

by aalexaa December 30, 2020