The University of Bristol
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boston university
The school with filthy rich kids. The students love to wear gucci and prada. They roll around Boston in their exotic cars and do cocaine. They have no academic motivation because they got rejected from all other schools and they will just get their degree in business. Eventually they will take over daddy's and continue to make millions or even billions if they happen to be part of that jet set royalty middle eastern crowd.
Jason must go to Boston University because his parents are filthy rich, he drive a bentley, wears prada and does cocaine. He sure as hell doesn't care about academics.
boston university by Shantel December 28, 2005
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University of Texas
A large, public university located in the city of Austin.
Commonly referred to as UT.
The only thing larger than the size of this school may be their ego. UT students think they are the best school in the state, and greatly look down upon Texas A&M. Many UT kids believe that the A&M students are just UT rejects, but in reality the Aggies are the ones who got accepted into both schools and chose the one in which provides a great education, a humble and friendly group of students, and an overall more welcoming and safe environment. Plus, Maroon beats Burnt Orange any day of the week.
Commonly referred to as UT.
The only thing larger than the size of this school may be their ego. UT students think they are the best school in the state, and greatly look down upon Texas A&M. Many UT kids believe that the A&M students are just UT rejects, but in reality the Aggies are the ones who got accepted into both schools and chose the one in which provides a great education, a humble and friendly group of students, and an overall more welcoming and safe environment. Plus, Maroon beats Burnt Orange any day of the week.
Me: I'm going to Texas A&M.
Longhorn: you must've been rejected from the University of Texas.
Me: Actually I was accepted into the University of Texas. It was my fallback school in case I didn't get into A&M. Now please, go change out of that burnt orange shirt before I stab a fork into my eye.
Longhorn: you must've been rejected from the University of Texas.
Me: Actually I was accepted into the University of Texas. It was my fallback school in case I didn't get into A&M. Now please, go change out of that burnt orange shirt before I stab a fork into my eye.
University of Texas by NMarshall July 12, 2016
University of Michigan
A college in the midwest where students are more loyal to their school than the Nazis were to Hitler with some going as far as to brand themselves with the infamous "block M".
Are you going to the University of Michigan football game Saturday? Yeah bro, football is a religion here. GO BLUE
University of Michigan by bradyjoke February 13, 2017
University of Saskatchewan
An oasis in the middle of the canadian praries for students starving for knowledge and a home football team. U of S transforms hicks into lawyers, engineers and doctors. The winters can get very very cold, with record lows of -50 degrees. This is unfortunately perfect conditions for winter studying... and snow fights. It is also advised to make friends with some First Nations students, to stock up on Parkas and moccasins. The university is right next to the North Saskatchewan River and a perfect place to drop you canoe to float to further destinations.
University of Saskatchewan by Bannanon September 25, 2011
Maastricht University
aka Bullshit University, located in Maastricht, The Netherlands, but infested by Germans. The only university where, even if you ace an exam, you can still fail the entire course because you skipped ONE lesson. At UM, life just plain sucks and weed, Ritalin and vodka are the only way to get through it all. UM attracts tons of international students (all thanks to some marketing bullshit), especially Germans who for some reason think it's some sort of European Harvard. Everyone in Maastricht is either a psychopath, a junkie or depressed. To add insult to injury, moving to Maastricht also causes you to get Maastricht Syndrome.
Not to mention that everyone who works at UM believes they're in the best uni on earth, even though UM actually ranks pretty bad among the 'good' uni's in Europe
Not to mention that everyone who works at UM believes they're in the best uni on earth, even though UM actually ranks pretty bad among the 'good' uni's in Europe
"I skipped 2 out of 20 tutorials and now I have to do a 60 page essay course assignment within 3 days, otherwise I'll have to graduate a year later. Maastricht University is such a fucking nightmare."
"Goddammit, how come the Germans at Maastricht University always get such high grades while everyone else is struggling so much?? Oh wait I know! They're all psychopaths!"
"If you say Maastricht University backwards three times while looking into a mirror, you'll be exempted from all resits."
"Goddammit, how come the Germans at Maastricht University always get such high grades while everyone else is struggling so much?? Oh wait I know! They're all psychopaths!"
"If you say Maastricht University backwards three times while looking into a mirror, you'll be exempted from all resits."
Maastricht University by godverdomme January 15, 2020
University blv
Basically a paint ball corse in the middle of the projects except the folks that live around here don’t use paintball guns. sights to see include lots of cops and the bard up gas station
Yo Nate I just broke down on university blv will you give me a hand. Sorry bro you’ll be shot up before I get there your white ass stick out like a sore thumb
University blv by Chopperindabag March 11, 2019