Uncle No No

Often used for a person that drives a white ice cream van without actually selling ice cream. Also used to describe a registered offender.

"Tell your kids not to get near him he's an uncle no no"

by Uncle No No June 16, 2020

uncle thomas the tank engine

he is an uncle to everyone

1 cocksucker: hey my uncle is thomas the tank engine, his name is uncle thomas the tank engine
2 cocksucker: shut the fuck up you faggot and stop snorting coke

by DreamyBullXXX is gay November 14, 2022

uncle jon

A very serious and funny person.

Jerry start acting uncle Jon like!

by GreenDreamPurple101 May 7, 2018

Uncle in Nigeria

A specific type of scammer commonly found in your emails saying their a distant relative in a distant country that also happens to be rich, and wants to give you money. All he needs is your credit card info. Give it to me- him.

Uncle- "I wunt 2 gif u monye gimme kredet cart imfo pls i am unkl."
You- "ok, here you go.
REDACTED REDACTED
thank you uncle."
Uncle- "siek fuul I got many munie now."
You- "no I got scammed by my Uncle in Nigeria!"

by Dixon Yerahs April 20, 2021

Uncle Ben’s rice

Used to describe tasteless food

Capri-Sun’s “no added sugar” orange flavour is so bland, it’s like “Uncle Ben’s rice”.

by eef119 March 13, 2022

Uncle Marky mark

Owner of Atlis motor vehicles

Hey make sure uncle marky mark makes these new electric trucks !

by Yesmamsir July 28, 2022

Uncle Murdoch

A derogatory term for a person of colour who makes attempts to sell out their own culture for a Fox News gig

Hes such an Uncle Tom and sells out his culture

No he doesnt kiss the White Mans ass he just kisses Rupert Murdochs ass for TV gig

Hes an Uncle Murdoch

by JasonHammer September 10, 2022