two thousand nine

STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP NO 2009 NO EVER NO EVER NO 2009 EVER AGAIN >:(

no two thousand nine.

by headless hotdog December 31, 2019

Two inch punisher

Someone with a small dick (2 inches or smaller) but who really knows how to use it. At first you will laugh but after that when you get to try it it will be very good sex.

Emily: that Oscar had a two inch punisher you know
Alex: you lucky girl. Now let’s have sex.

by Xxx.ultimatebigdickmcgee.xxX July 31, 2019

Two Bill Jill

Two Bill Jill is a slang term for a cheap trick stemming from the legend of a HO who once frequented main street in Royersford (Rofo) and Spring City also known as Spring Shitty performing oral for the equivalent of two dollars.

"Dude, I can't go to Pumptown tonight I only have $8, I can get a six of PBR pounders and still have enough left over for Two BIll JIll."

by SpringShittyBornAndBred November 3, 2022

two inch punisher

When you got a small tallywacker but you still do damage to the vagina

I sure gave Helen the two inch punisher last night

by German Knuckle Cake March 7, 2018

Beast with two vax

Having casual sex as soon as you're fully vaccinated.

As soon as I get my second shot, I'm making the beast with two vax with everyone who's down.

by kitten chops March 20, 2021

Two twenty eight

Meaning nothing of consequence, a false alarm or a boring bland activity.

A fart with no smell or sound.

“How was the party?”
“Total bust, ended up being a two twenty eight”

by Cometboy February 28, 2019

Two Finger Soup

When you are finger-banging a chick using two fingers. It gets so wet that it sounds like you are stirring a cup of Campbell's Soup with two fingers. May also be known as a Two Finger McGillicutty!

My buddy Mike had a girl in the back of the car and It sound like he was making some Two Finger Soup! Shit was Loud!

by JDMKNASH May 15, 2023