Puddle pirate

A term used to describe the sea cadets

We army cadets are way better then you puddle pirates

by whovian._.holmes April 4, 2023

Dark pirate 2.0

Closing one girls eyes shut during sex by using your own cum

Oh boy that girl last night didn’t want it. I had to close her eyes shut using the Dark Pirate 2.0 technique

by Blackmajic2.0 September 24, 2018

one eyed, one legged pirate

When you are having sex with a girl doggy style, spit on her back, then when she turns around you blow your load in one eye, and kick her in the shin and let her hop around on one leg, holding her eye.

Person 1-"Oh man Sarah's angry at me."
Person 2-"Why's that?"
Person 1-"Ah i did a one eyed, one legged pirate to her, it was funny though, watching her hop around like that!"

by JewSlap August 8, 2016

pirate lock

A cockblock

Example/ *boy*"dude I almost got in a girl pants"
*friend*"what happened"
*boy*"she had a pirate lock"
*friend*"Ohhhh was her dad there?"
*boy*"Ya"

by Thebigdic...tionary September 30, 2015

cunt pirate

Noun: one who engages in the illegal and often violent overtaking of cunts for the purpose of extorting money or stealing goods esp. on large bodies of water.

Cunt pirates have been disrupting the legitimate trade of rum, spices, sugar, and birth control products in the Caribbean.

by InglishMajor October 29, 2012

Dirty Pirate Jesus

When a man is receiving oral, and just before he ejaculates, he pulls his member from her throat(or mouth) and nuts in her eye, similar to an Angry Pirate, but then shouts "May the Power of Christ Compel You!" And does the cross hand motions(head, genitals, left then right shoulders) and hits her with the V8 forehead palm-tap, causing her to stumble and fall backwards.

Janice thought she was about to swallow Tom's huge load, but instead found herself in a staredown with Dirty Pirate Jesus as Tom ran off maniacally giggling about "Exercising Hoe Demons"

by Captain Snackpack January 3, 2024

piratic

pertaining to pirates; like a pirate; similar in action or appearance to a pirate

Therefore meaning cool, tough, awesome-looking, and generally hardcore.

The attack on German shipping was piratic.

Urban usage:
I love (band) they're so piratic.

by Alcyon2k4 July 18, 2005