Two-Step Tito

When you’re too short to intubate and need at least two step stools.

If we can’t lower this bed anymore, we’re gonna need a ladder. This guy is a Two-Step Tito.

by Sweetiegbaby May 17, 2018

two way adapter

A person of a bisexual persuasion.

I didn't know John was a two way adapter.

by Johnluvscrack April 17, 2017

two fingers and thumb

means i love you

two fingers and thumb means i love you in sign language

by augustjwnx October 16, 2022

Two-Minute-Noodle

A Two-Minute-Noodle is a male who inserts his penis into the preferred orifice and after two minutes he ejaculates and becomes flaccid or a "noodle".

No, the sex was not good, Luke pulled a Two-Minute-Noodle and blamed it on how tight I was.

by ThatDudeWhoWrites December 13, 2016

Two Bill Jill

Two Bill Jill is a slang term for a cheap trick stemming from the legend of a HO who once frequented main street in Royersford (Rofo) and Spring City also known as Spring Shitty performing oral for the equivalent of two dollars.

"Dude, I can't go to Pumptown tonight I only have $8, I can get a six of PBR pounders and still have enough left over for Two BIll JIll."

by SpringShittyBornAndBred November 3, 2022

y'all two going

Asked in a casual manner, usually by strangers or friends. Means "Are you two hooking up/boyfriend and girlfriend/dating?" Usually used by those who reside in the Bahamian islands.

*Random Girl sees a boy and girl walking hand in hand*
Random Girl: Y'all two going?
Boy and girl: Yes, why?

by ArteyD October 19, 2014

Two Finger Soup

When you are finger-banging a chick using two fingers. It gets so wet that it sounds like you are stirring a cup of Campbell's Soup with two fingers. May also be known as a Two Finger McGillicutty!

My buddy Mike had a girl in the back of the car and It sound like he was making some Two Finger Soup! Shit was Loud!

by JDMKNASH May 15, 2023