Neck-kitty

A way to refer to a cat that sleeps or lays on your or other's neck's

My cat slept on my necked call it Neck-kitty

by Cheesedevourer February 17, 2021

clown neck

A balding middle aged man wearing a under armor mock turtle neck

Kevin is sporting the "clown neck" look tonight.

by Romance124 January 11, 2014

my neck of the woods

buttholes and anal stuff

i like a 9 inch veiny throbbing cock in my neck of the woods

by weinerinmybuns June 22, 2023

Neck

A neck is when someone slaps the back of your neck when you say something stupid, really obvious, or what you said just doesn't make sense

Girl: whats 2+2
Boy: isn't it 13
Girl: NECK!

by cleo_saltymama October 27, 2016

Neck

Is usually defined as getting head in slang, but it can also mean when someone is doing stupid shit or saying stupid shit and at that moment ur able to call them a "neck".

damn dude look at this video... a few seconds later... wtf was that u fucken neck XD!!!!

by emiliwilli May 11, 2018

Neck-D

1. to be ironically and unreasonably surprised and offended by attention or disapproval acquired by blatantly dishonourable, or ostentatious behaviour.

2. anything that seemingly cannot be improved despite incredible effort nor investment.

1 (a) He looked all Neck-D when I roused on him for drawing on the walls.

1 (b) She was Neck-D about being fired after she was caught stealing.
1 (c) Dude, you have a tattoo on your face, of course I'm going to look at you. Don't get all Neck-D about it.

2 (a) I can do 200 crunches a day, but my stomach will just always be my Neck-D
2 (b) Nothing can fix that hole in my jeans. I've tried and stitching, machine sewing and patching it. It's Neck-D.

by naivewifey November 7, 2015

Donkey neck combover

When a she-male has overgrown pubes

Did you hear that Jeremy’s mother has a donkey neck combover

by Bungus smoker June 12, 2022