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Turkey Sammich 

Splitting her butt cheeks apart, slathering mayonnaise up and down her crack, adding turkey, lettuce and tomatoes- then proceeding to chow down on your delicious sammich between the best buns.
I came home, grabbed m girl and made her a turkey sammich.

turkey noise 

The sound of a blowjob or oral sex like the sound of a turkey “gobble-gobble”
P1: “bro what was happening in your room”
P2: “yeah there was a bunch of turkey noise
P3: “don’t worry, it was just my girlfriend”

turkey call 

I would love to give that bitch a turkey call
turkey call by armamilfs April 18, 2024
a broke and or low income having person/a very idiotic person saying something random.
JB:”so guess what happened Tim.”
Tim:”what u mad bout something”
JB:”shut up u turkey”
TURKEY by JB4000 April 28, 2024

Turkey Dildo 

A douche canoe who doesn’t respond to mating calls needs to be fucked hard by a turkey dildo.
That bitch hasn’t responded to any of my texts, what a turkey dildo.
Turkey Dildo by Chimp-Arm May 3, 2024

Turkey Slice Slap 

The Turkey Slice Slap is where a woman with larger than normal flaps on her yoo hoo repeatably slaps her partner while they go down on her with her already mention big flappy bits.
"Oh god babe I love it when you slap me with your turkey slices while I lick your Wompo Shlompo!"

"I didn't know you liked the good old Turkey Slice Slap babe."

"I don't, I lied. I hate you"