back tits

back tits are what my 475 pound obese lazy wife has, full of sweat, and sticky dirt balls, and food crumbs

your back tits give me a hard on when i hide in the folds

by Anonymous August 19, 2003

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Tits in a Handbag!

An utterance used upon an unfortunate happening, like death, in an online computer game

(After being killed by a shotgun)
"Tits damn it!" -- "TITS IN A HANDBAG!"

by Johnny Hats November 15, 2009

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i. A pair of crafty breasts, usually belonging to a female. The nipples are either perky enough to pick a lock, or the breasts are so alluring to the male's gaze that they could disarm a gunman.

ii. A women's chest which appears large, but is in fact a bra stuffed with socks, tissue paper, duct tape, etc.

i. "Hey Steve, check out that girl at the end of the bar. She's using her Macguyver Tits to get drinks again!"

ii. "I wish I was a D-cup like you, Erin." "Here, you can borrow one of my bras and some toilet paper - just Macguyver some Tits."

by Lil Wreni March 19, 2010

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Whoppa Tits

The result of two malted milk balls (such as the candy "Whoppers") which have been stuck together to form what looks like a pair of malted milk tits.

"Oh my gosh, Dan! I left my Whoppers out in the sun, they hardened, and now I have a fresh pair of Whoppa Tits!"

by shamussss January 2, 2010

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snoopy tit

Tits that resemble a cartoon snout

It was difficult to walk by that girl without brushing up against her snoopy tit

by DJ Waldito December 9, 2008

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Tit-Crack

similar to "butt-crack"

The split in boobs when shown cleavage.
Like a crack on a butt, butt crack.

Jatin: i need some pics to jack off to.

Parsh & Yash: any specifications?

Jatin: uh, it needs tit-cracks of girls in the middle school range.

Parsh & Yash: Roger.

by JatDizzle May 25, 2010

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