strawberry vice

When your partner clamps your penis between their knees and squeezes as hard as they can. If applied for sufficient time, the bellend will resemble a strawberry.

Geraldine did the strawberry vice on me last night. Uncanny!

by Trumptonvicar July 20, 2017

Strawberry

The act of choking one's ballsack turning them a vibrant shade of red.

I stamped my girl on the forehead with my strawberry.

by cockeyedgoat August 11, 2017

Strawberry surprise

when you go down on a girl and find out it's her time of the month and she yells "surprise!".

Kate gave me a strawberry surprise last night and I can still taste it.

by Teamice August 4, 2017

strawberries

used back in the day for when there are parents around that way nobody says or does anything bad

hey guys did you see those strawberries over there they looked good

by big booty cracker April 18, 2018

Strawberry milkshake

When you mix cum with period

I am not going to write in this box and if I do it will be a lie
Strawberry milkshake

by Hotcock007 October 23, 2017

Strawberry starfish

A bloody asshole

Justin: So how'd you go with that guy last night?
Matt: It was all shits and gigs until he gave me a strawberry starfish

by NotSoChubbyBoy October 28, 2017

Strawtism

When a girl is so drunk she cant find the straw in her drink

That bitch had strawtism, but she still bankrupted my casino

by anonymous November 5, 2017