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Minnesota Shower Rod

When a male truck driver takes a Viagra and experiences an erection that lasts longer than 4 hours, he then has sex repeatedly in a 4x6 hotel shower trying to relieve his massive boner.
After my long drive to Minneapolis, I had me one hell of a Minnesota Shower Rod when I saw my mistress.
by xah639 February 12, 2013
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sit down in the shower

5 minutes ago i was sitting down in the shower. then i thought about urbandictionary.com and now i'm sittin here in my drawers drying off.

hint: do not sit on drain
by raywuzhere@hotmail.com May 15, 2004
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Ke$ha shower

When one baths in vodka and glitter either before or after going to a club.
Hey gurl! Ready for the club?-Bonquiqui
Yeah gurl, just gotta take a Ke$ha shower

for the guys!-Monika
by PIE August 12, 2012
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Kentucky Meat Shower

An gang bang that occurs at your family reunion; a common Southern tradition.
Hope to see y'all at the family reunion! We'll have games for the chitlins.. What's that? Of *course* there'll be a Kentucky Meat Shower! Wouldn't be a reunion without one!
by StarlordKatttt January 8, 2019
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Shower Curtain Tug

Having already lathered up your manhood with shampoo, this is the act of making a fold in a shower curtain, instantly creating a soapy,substitute,pussy before your very eyes and then proceding to pleasure yourself until you blow your load.
Ty, a desperate traveling salesman, proceded to tell his buddies about his Shower Curtain Tug while at a local sports bar. Aqward silence follwed.

Dean, unsatisfied with his usual morning crank yank, headed to the shower for a shower curtain tug.
by Hotdizzle October 10, 2008
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Kentucky Meat Shower

When one has sex with his entire family. A family orgy.
"Hey Dave, cmon over we got a good old fashioned Kentucky Meat Shower goin!"
by sophinator55555 May 20, 2018
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Missouri Meat Shower

when you and your girlfriend are doing the hanky panky and she screams out the wrong name but you nut anyway so you consume 10,482 grams of meth
i tested out the Missouri Meat Shower last night and i think i can hear colors now
by TheAsidRan February 12, 2020
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