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sleep

Teacher: write the best part of your day
Me: sleep
by Howdoiknowgoaway March 26, 2022
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Sleep Texting

Texting the last thing you said or heard, after hearing it, or after waking up.
When’d I text you that?! I must’ve been sleep texting.
by Bans4Sam April 10, 2020
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Sleeping Wingman

Title given to a friend or roommate who is assumes the role of "wingman" without him knowing due to the fact that he's sleeping or in a state of unconsciousness.
Dude!

Daniel has earned the official title of "sleeping wingman" due to the fact that I brought 2 girls over last night, and only one of the was hot, he took one for the team without even knowing what he was getting himself into

"HE IS THE SLEEPING WINGMAN"
by aacruzz February 8, 2010
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NO SMOKING NO SLEEPING NO PROBLEM

The implicit instructions given to DEJA VU PORN PATRONS on their movie screen before the PORN SEX FLICK STARTS.
As following what it says on the movie screen as NO SMOKING NO SLEEPING NO PROBLEM as SUCKING , FUCKING and other SEX you like while enjoying the SEX PORN FLICK is greatly encouraged is we would not want you to stay home and watch SEX PORN FLICK with another partner so as the management go ahead and enjoy yourselves.
by SAY THE WORD SHIT August 2, 2021
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split sleep

When you only got a few hours of sleep before going to work. Once you finished work you go back to sleep for a few hours. You split 6-7 hours of sleep into two sleep sessions.
It's 1039pm and I ready to party until the early morning because I got my split sleep. Lets get it!
by sxross1 July 3, 2012
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