Road Beaver

Someone who blocks the intersection after their light turns red.

Now we have to wait for another light cycle because a Road Beaver is blocking the intersection.

by i4nSx June 11, 2020

t-road

abbreviation for texas roadhouse. some people call it texas…only call it that if you’re an npc.

Yo Dan wanna hit up T-road the boys and I going?

by datboyrob September 22, 2022

Road Rage Sunday

When someone cuts you off and it’s 112°F outside.

That driver really pissed me off, now I’m going to give him a little Road Rage Sunday.

by Chittypickle24 August 5, 2018

Road to 56

A mod for the game Hearts of Iron 4 that is just a better version of the vanilla game in literally every single way

Person 1: do you have any hoi4 dlc

Person 2: no i play road to 56

by Professor Cube September 20, 2022

road rules

Rules on the road that are made 2 be broken

No more road rules!!!!

by Anonymous July 26, 2003

Drive Our Roads

Ha! I spent my teenage years drifting around frozen roads and driving 8 hours a day for my parents business. My grandfather built half of the frozen tundra with his bare hands.

Hym "Ha! 'Drive our roads' he says! I've been walking in the freezing cold all winter and this isn't even the first winter I've had to navigate on foot. I could drink a 12 pack of Bud Platinum and drive your roads and your moose-riding police force would end up PAYING ME FINES for riding SOBER! Look, I'm not going to take shit from people who get paid 55 dollars an hour to drink over-priced whiskey and sleep on the taxpayer dime while their coworkers talk about UFOs and I'm certainly not going to let them tell me they don't have to abide by my 5th amendment rights. What you NEED to do is get a handle on these mentally disabled sister-molesters you are giving hundreds of billions of dollars to PUT MY AI IN YOUR NUCLEAR DEFENSE SYSTEMS and take the money out of THEIR banks account and then put it in MY bank account. That's what you need to do."

by Hym Iam April 26, 2025

Stationary Road Head

When your lady shows up to work on your lunch break to suck you off in the car on the company parking lot

Man, my girl showed up at work yesterday out of the blue to give me some stationary road head on lunch. She is definitely a keeper

by 1machinist November 17, 2020