r^2 (Retard Squared)

When someone is so retarded that it like their retardation has been squared, thus making it much worse.

"He's retarded if he decides to spend his money on hookers and cocaine"

"Actually, he's just R^2 (Retard Squared) at that point"

by Bronzeback December 23, 2017

even retards get to fuck sometimes

when someone, who gets extremely lucky at something, starts talking shit and it pisses you off.

person A: HAHA you suck at hold em! I am the man motherfucker. I called your all-in bet and took you out biatch.
person B: You runner-runner'd me u lucky fuck.
person A: I knew that shiet was coming out and I knew you had the four of a kind and i would get my straight flush.
person B: yup. even retards get to fuck sometimes.

by MY JOT IS BIGGER THAN YOUR JOT July 1, 2004

Kill the retard, fuck the whore

I think... Uh... I think I got some Oedipus complex stuff going on. I don't know... I'm not a doctor.

Hym "So... I've been getting a lot of questions about the 'Kill the retard, fuck the whore' thing so here's my response: You idiots are referencing the thing that you're doing to me but you really don't seem to understand how it works. So, I'll explain to you it in a way that your malformed and unsophisticated shit-brains can understand. Everyone who sees me does the thing that you are doing. Every time they see me. You follow? You keeping up with this? Ok. So, for a time, everything out of everyone's mouths was some kind of defense or justification for the existence of a mentality disabled retard molestation cult. As you all probably know, that's a total non-starter for me. So I wanted to reaffirm that my stance on the topic has not changed. Kill the retard. Fuck the whore. That shit was annoying and if I ever start a business I will make they days that any one of those people die a holiday and will give my employees the day off. Additionally, some guy told me 'I was right' the other day. I know I'm right! I appreciate the sentiment though. And some people referenced the brothel madam today. Very friendly. But that's neither here nor there. I've already blown past my point. I've already done what I've set out to do I guess so... Yeah... Give me my free money now please. 😐"

by Hym Iam May 4, 2022

I exchange V-cards with the retards.

Mack Maine says "I exchange v-cards with the retards" in the song "Every Girl". He means that he does not discriminate, he likes all women.

Friend 1-"You see that girl over there?"
Friend 2-"Yea she's ugly, and looks a little retarded."
Friend 1-"I exchange V-cards with the retards."
Friend 2-"What?"
Friend 1-"I don't discriminate, I would fuck her. But now I'm thinking you're the retard."

by Indiscriminate May 18, 2010

dumber than a box of retarded rocks

When being compared to a box of rocks would be an insult to rocks everywhere.

When being compared to retards would be an insult to retards everywhere.

Dude, you are dumber than a box of retarded rocks.

by RabbiRob July 2, 2006

retarded jellybean coleslaw penis llama

the green llama thing that gallops through the fields freely

corneilious raped frankie one too many times

corneilious enjoys spending time with carol and galloping in fields together

by EmoHitWithBagel March 27, 2005

retarded waste of monkey-man juice

Is said of someone who has attained such a high level of stupidity that he/she is a embarassment to humanity as a whole and an obstacle to it's advancement.

- Look at this guy, he sent men and women to get killed for stupid oilfields claiming that it was for "liberty"!!

- Yeah, he's a retarded waste of monkey-man juice...

by Quartier Maître December 14, 2008