Piss Magnet

The legendary piss magnet was discovered by Fin and Samuel, legend has it that if you piss in the right spot, it opens a portal to the shadow realm and is never to be seen again, there is only one known survivor of the shadow realm the legendary sorcerer Fetel.

Wow there's the piss magnet one of the 8 wonders of the world

by Christopher Columbus_1451 April 17, 2023

Piss marbles

This is a term for someone who has a dick so short he pisses all over his testacles whilst urinating.

He has the shortest dick I've ever seen, so short his piss marbles leave stains in his tighty whiteys!

by Lost Reality January 14, 2017

piss fizzer

A person has has the abilty to annoy people with minimal effort

"That twats blocked my driveway again the little f***in piss fizzer"

"My boss is being a right nob lately... its really starting to fizz my piss"

"Right I've had it... my piss is completely fizzed now"

by SpenDoG75 September 25, 2018

piss pleasantries

The type of conversation you have with a person you're not really inclined to talk to. What you say when your better side, or simply human nature, is too polite to ignore someone you don't like, don't want to talk to, but have just unexpectedly bumped into.

"Did you see Veruca the other day? Her fashion sense is awful."
"Yeah, I actually exchanged piss pleasantries the other day at the grocery store. I was stuck in line with her at the cashier."

by Mersault77 June 7, 2014

shoreham pissed

When you get so drunk you get lost, fall over and cry - all before 9pm.

Oh man, I got so Shoreham pissed last night - devo.

by MrDevz May 17, 2017

Piss off

follows by 'wanker'.

Just a couply banter between Louis Tomlinson and Harry Styles!

Anti 1: Hey,how can you even believe in larry,they hate each other!
Anti 2: Yeah,haven't you watched the iconic 'piss off-wanker' video?

le me: If you and your husband never fight,are you even sure you are in love???

by HazzaisLou's July 17, 2021

piss kink

something someone named sage would have

"Hey who has a piss kink?" "Sage."

by Sage the major Sage November 16, 2021