Deja-Poo

1.) Getting up from the toilet seat after expunging a number 2 from your biological records and looking in the toilet bowl to behold what is seemingly the same load you dumped off some time ago in the past, yet can't quite remember exactly when. Color, texture, and all dimensions seem to be the exact same. Even the light, room ambiance, and temperature are all eerily familiar.

Not to be confused with the "Green apple quick steps", or the "Backyard trots". These are both synonyms for diarrhea. And it does not take a mystique to correlate enough facts to surmise that when undergoing this painful and dehydrating experience, the results of one's bowel movements are typically consistent in all areas.

Deja-Poo applies strictly and solely to the solid stuff.

Dude #1: I don't know what is going on, but I could swear that load I just dropped off was the same exact one I pinched 3 weeks ago last Sunday. Or wwas it 2 months ago last Friday? Everything was the same man, this shit is crazy...

Dude #2: It's called Deja-Poo bro. I experience it at least once quarterly. So don't feel special or anything.

by The Big Fuzz April 22, 2010

Poo Mouse

Sticking your little finger up a girls bottom

Sticking your little finger up a girls bottom therefore the poo mouse

by Benjamin_The_Poo_Mouse November 15, 2006

romantic poo

When the light bulb has gone in every toilet or restroom in the house you are forced to use an array of candles to light your way hence creating a romantic poo environment.

I've just had a romantic poo!

by Bad Boy Smith August 17, 2006

poo vagina

A vagina smelling as if someone shit in it or tastes like shit. This usually happens when the female has just took a shit or she is the town bicycle.

"Damn man that chick at the bar last night was a poo vagina for real!"

by Assapopalis May 19, 2008

Poo Ball

A small ball of toilet paper covered in poo and caught in the hair around your arse.

I've got a mountain of poo balls surrounding my poo pipe.

by Antony Bartlett May 1, 2007

Penis Poo

Poo that comes out of your penis.

I went to take a poo...then something went terribly wrong and Penis Poo happened.

by AyyJ March 6, 2009

poo fairy

when you take a dump in one's lavatory, and collect it in a pillowcase, tie it upon a friends head and make them sniff the poo and make it impossible to get away from the smell and discomfort

i gave Jonnny B a poo fairy last night. he heaved like a mother bitch

by nev gillings March 8, 2008