Invisible pee

When your dog pees on the carpet and you act like you didn’t see it so you don’t have to clean it up.

Oh shoot, I didn’t see that Invisible pee spot.

by Gogurt 2020 snack November 03, 2020

Pulse Pee

The colour of your urine changes after a day due to drinking too much pulse.

Girl 1: Jamie drank so much on the weekend, most of it was pulse.
Girl 2: Haha she must have major pulse pee now!

by fear-of-shorts January 26, 2009

poop and pees

Used to describe the Indians who always play tennis at Britney Springs and honda. They come in waves and always take up all the court space especially after 5 o clock after their shifts at buckys nem. They have such great numbers all all reek of expired curry that the entire area smells like shit.

Heater nems: Yo dog, u tryna play some tennis at britney springs?

Higginson: Shit, its fucking 630pm. That place is probably swarming with poop and pees

Heater nems: Fuck!

by Whoopi/Hafner nems March 24, 2022

pee cloth

Short and sweet here...pee cloth is simply another term for diapers.

Seen in a subreddit about TV commercials: "This is a prime example of overconsumption in America because just slapping the name luxury in front of a semi-improved piece of pee cloth is just crazy and weird to me."

by Telephony2 December 26, 2024

Spilling the pee

When girls go on the bathroom together and “spills the tea”

Me and the girls are spilling the pee

by Partygirl69420 July 20, 2020

Peeing like a baby

When a guy is naked, lying on his back, and due to extreme excitement, or more likely, extreme fear, he pees a strong stream of urine straight up all over himself.

(Dude, lying in bed naked, wakes up, seeing a burglar hovering over him with a gun to his head)

Dude: "Please don't kill me!"

Burglar: "I might, (cocks gun) just to have no witnesses, hahaha!!!"

Dude: "OOOOHHHH NOOOOOOO!!!!!"

(dude starts peeing like a baby)

by joe995 July 19, 2023

Cheese pees

A symptom of gonorrhea.

Ole Bobby got stupid at a bachelor party. Now he's got the cheese pees and got thrown out of his house. He migh end up divorced faster than the penicillin takes effect.

by Wellsville Mike 1973 July 06, 2022