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An ECE major who drives a white mustang and gloats about driving stick
Danimals is a simp for paying $270 for a date with his own girlfriend, and her not paying for him
by Atzerrr March 8, 2020
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A man who foolishly overvalues a woman and puts her on a pedestal.
by Brickhead0011 February 27, 2020
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wow austin smith is a real simp
by lexi.05 September 20, 2020
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Basically someone who really really really likes you for no apparent reason whatsoever unless they tell you that reason. Or someone who is always flirting with you, hangs out with you often, or always is around you all the time. Especially if they are dating or crushing on you if they've known for you a while.
A: Bro, there's this girl I like. Like...a lot and I don't even know why. I always like hanging out with her, and she flirts with me a lot, man.

B: Bro, you both are such a simp for each other.

A: Hey, can I have your number? Your super cool and amazing, I'd really like to hang out sometime.

B: Are you a simp or something? Get to know me first at least!
by spongebobmeltedpopsickle May 10, 2022
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The real definition of the word simp before it was hijacked by the unintelligent during the great pandemic of 2020.

Simp, short for, simpleton, means that someone lacks intelligence. Much like the writers who wrote 200 pages of the same definition
Internet-based simp: John's a simp, he likes Jessica.

Anyone born below the year 2000:
No, you're a simp because that's fucking stupid.
by LocAsian August 9, 2020
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A sorry ass motherfucker who treats hoes like homies and homies like hoes.
People on campus always sayin, “Tj a simp, Jamie a simp...

SHUT THE FUCK UP! If I ever catch another mother fucker talking sweet on them I’m fucking beating their ass!”
by Simpboi25 January 22, 2020
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Holden Decoch is a simp
by GizmoKage April 9, 2024
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