New York Yankees 

The best team in baseball for many years, however now is struggling because of a depleated minor league farm system. The New York Yankees continously own the Boston Red Sox, and if you don't believe it take for example the 5-game sweep. They are better than the Mets, as they had the same record as them last year and the Mets are in the National League so you can basically obviously distinguish who is better. Also, the Yankees earned all the money they have. They didn't go digging for gold and strike it.

Phil Hughes, Matt DeSalvo and Chris Basak from (AAA) must be ready to get the New York Yankees some major help, fast.

New York Yankees by YankeesRule, Mets are National League Failures December 27, 2008

New York Thruway 

Getting a blumpkin in the bathroom of a greyhound bus while going down the highway.

On the way to the ski hill I got a New York Thruway from your mom.

New York Thruway by Matty K January 25, 2005

New York Breakfast of Champions 

The act of sticking a spoon backwards into a girls butthole whilst maneuvering her to scoop up cereal and feed yourself in New York.

Mac: Yo dis bitch genna gave me a New York Breakfast of Champions yesterday

James: Way to go dudeson

New York Breakfast of Champions by breakfastbitches September 3, 2010

New England Patriots 

A large group of players, coaches, personnel, sports analysts and fans who all take turns licking robert kraft's and tom brady's pretty pink pussies. Most of their fans are known to be bandwagon faggots who conveniently became diehard fans in 2001 for some reason. Known to be the luckiest group of cocksuckers in the history of football as they should have lost to Oakland in 2001 in the playoffs, but Tom Brady let the refs gangbang the shit out of him before the game. Also known to have one of the biggest choke jobs in the history of sports. Their fans are very commonly known to sit on huge black cocks for pleasure.

Tyrone: You see the New England Patriots play today boi? Mmmmm i'd like to get me a piece of that Tom Brady!

Bill Bellicheck: Not so hard Mr. Kraft! Please be gentle!

New England Patriots by PatriotsSitOnDix February 14, 2009

new england patriots 

the most over-rated sports team in sports team history. fans are ruthless. cheaters. overpaid. has bunch of well known, but crappy players. lost to the dolphins.but, most teams overeact, and lose.

new england patriots are cheaters

new england patriots by n8squared February 18, 2009

New Yawker 

Anyone from New York South of the Tappen Zee Bridge. anyone from above the bridge is a hick.

I know i'm from New york City so I am a New Yawker.

New Yawker by Disco Dan March 14, 2007

New York Stock Exchange

The sexual maneuver where a female will insert a funnel into her anus, another female will urinate into the funnel, and finally the former woman will allow the latter to drink the said contents from her rectum.

Damn I thought that those girl weren't isosexual, but after I saw them bust a New York Stock Exchange I knew that those sluts were carpet munchin' whore bags.

New York Stock Exchange by drucalem3030 December 12, 2008