Phone taps

Aw, ew! Did you watch me poop? Wait... Did you watch me masterbate? Did YOU masterbate? Did we finish at the same time?

Hym "Phone taps raise a lot of interesting questions, don't they? Wildly unethical, though."

by Hym Iam January 27, 2024

Phone

A little device used to talk to your crush and not worry about them seeing you blush

OMG I LOVE MY FUCKING PHONE

by Babybrat425 June 15, 2019

Pick up the fucking phone now!

When a totally unexpected or improbable event occurs and you must let all other relevant parties know as soon as possible.

*Spack No.3 appears in CoD Deathchat compilation on Youtube*

Spack No.2: "Jack, pick up the fucking phone now!"

Spack No.1: "What phone?"

Spack No.2: "Your phone!"

*Phone rings*

by Jack Spank9049 April 22, 2024

Phone

What ur mom blames everything on

me: mom i bullied in school
Mom: its because of that DAMN PHONE!!!

by Didipohi1211 January 4, 2024

Blue Phone

When you show up to work with a fully charged phone and every intention of draining the battery, but then shit hits the fan and it stays in your pocket.

I was going to spend the first hour at work playing games on my phone, but my boss came in early and blue phoned me.

by CptRaven June 17, 2025

phone pas

A phone pas is similar to a "faux pas", except that it is committed with a phone, instead of the face-to-face social variety. Usually, a phone pas is something like talking on yr cell in a movie theatre, or leaving it on in spite of clear signs to turn it off, or checking messages or texting constantly while on a date esp. while at a table in a restaurant.

I like Suzy alot, but she committed at least 3 phone pas, and that was inbetween the appetizer and the main course!

by ashandwit July 3, 2011

nothing phone

A phone with confusing branding name

Someone: Where do u buy that casing for ur iPhone?

Somebody: Oh no. This is not a casing. It is literally the design of this phone.

Someone: Oh, when did Apple put circle lighting on their iPhones?

Somebody: No no no. This isn't an iPhone.

Someone: Then what?

Somebody: It's nothing.

Someone show wrinkled face seem to be confused with the Nothing Phone branding.

by pseudophyle September 27, 2023