Moon Gooning

The ritualistic act of skinning an Elk, taking the head of a Buffalo, travelling deep into the Cavernous Tavern, and gooning while the moon is out

Okay boys, it’s time for our moon gooning session.

by PH Memeasaur December 7, 2023

moon gooning

When you go fishing with 3 or more people with dicks on a swampy body of water during the night and they goon for about 3-4 hours to the of unconsciousness.When done your dick and balls a state called cumtoses causing an explosion of cum all over the swamp and the other people.

Me and my friends went moon gooning .

by Sam_FATz February 27, 2024

moon wand

a lingering fart

Erin, did you leave a moon wand in my car?

by LoughHicks. December 3, 2010

to the moon

1. (dated) Somewhere far away.
2 (crypto/stocks) A stock which is rapidly increasing in value.

1. Where did Juan go? To the moon.
2 Dude! Nokia stock just went too the moon!

by RideThatCymbal November 11, 2021

The moon

Just because it’s cheese, doesn’t mean you should eat it. It expired a long time ago.

Cause of death: ate the moon after expiration date.

by coveted seed September 14, 2022

Moon gooning

When you and the boys go out at night, take payote and goon in the moonlight.

Friend One. Hey boys wanna go out and moon goon tonight?
Friend Two. Yeah I could go for some moon gooning tonight.

by Crankinghogsallnight December 23, 2023

Moon fruit

When a man engages in the act of mooning and his testicles are observed hanging below his cheeks.

My eyes are burning! He mooned me and I saw his moon fruit!

by Guy Rock May 1, 2022