Broomstick Me

The act of some or something fucking you or shoving a broomstick up your ass or lady purse aka vagina.

Luna:*talks about hot guys*
Lizz: Romeo and Chris can broomstick me please and thanks.

by LunaBroom June 9, 2018

me oxley

A indescribable and infinite question that has been asked since the dawn of time. Am I oxley, what does it mean to be oxley. When will I know that I am ready to be oxley, will there be a sign or will I feel it in my heart. How much longer must I wait before I call truly say to myself “ ME OXLEY”.

MMe: Do you think I will ever be a me oxley?
Other: are any of us truly a me oxley.
Me: thank you.

by Imachubbyteapot July 9, 2019

femini me

The younger, female Mini Me-esque counterpart of a male of greater age or skill set.

A man recognized that his female coworker has a bunch of similar motivational, self-driving professional interests that he has.
Man: "You are totally my Femini Me!"

by ValleyBreezer August 1, 2019

mcscuse me

means who you think you talking to !

carla: i said u possed to offer me the extra mcrib for a dollar you aint gone believe it she look me up and down and said it dont look like you need the extra mcrib ...... mcscuse me bitch!!

by @xcashy.cee November 27, 2019

Me-cision

A decision made with your own best interest in mind. A decision made for you, by you.

“It was either this or that. I chose that because I was better off with that. I had to make a me-cision.”

by iamanthonydean April 2, 2019

Google Me

A phrase used by a person who has a history of good press and online accolades when dealing with someone who has none.

Who tha fuck u think you’re talking to? Bitch, Google Me.

by Don’t Google Me June 5, 2019

burnt me

When you have a burning from peeing from a sexual partner

Bruhhh that bitch might have burnt me

by Og_toasters May 19, 2018