Mattason

Loving, intelligent girl. But definitely a “cry baby” Hate hearing the word “no”. Loves to eat snacks. Loves daddy first mommy second.

Don’t be such a Mattason!

by anonymous October 4, 2022

madttrabating

a specific type of masturbation regarding madison gilden

"shit gildfarts madttrabating again!"

by minecraft master 1019 October 10, 2022

Matt Appreciation Day

National Nice to Matt day. Must be kind no mean jokes.

Hey don’t forget to compliment Matt tomorrow, it’s Matt Appreciation Day

by IComp x Hotdog October 25, 2022

Matt123

A (wo)man with an extreme lack of hair

"aw man that was a real Matt123 moment amirite"

*everyone applauds*

by jeff bezowski October 30, 2022

matt helms

a man who has sexual relations with a dog and names it after some girl from school

“omg he’s totally a matt helms”

by Why don't we bishh October 30, 2022

mattayah

One sexy bitch

Omg that mattayah girl is so sexyyyyyyyyyy

by Yooooooooooooooo240214 November 11, 2022

Matt Wallace

A sex position in the male gay community where one man pretends to be Scottish a floor rug multiple partners pretend
to be 'William Wallace' and pile on top entering multiple orifices.

The politician was so horny will lay down for a good ole 'Matt Wallace'

by Bahnahbee November 20, 2022