Magical Talking Tree

A dark humor joke which tells the story of a certain organism(Human, Insect, Reptile) going through a depression or sadness. On a journey, this organism meets a tree, which has the ability to speak and grant wishes, who asks the organism what is troubling them just seconds before the story twists and kills the organism in a fitting/non-fitting way.

There once was a lonely T-Rex walking through a magical forest. "How could my day be any worse?" says the T-Rex. He then came across a Magical Talking Tree who says, "What ails you, my friend?" The T-Rex looks up and is hit by an asteroid. The end.

There once was a sad, bald girl sitting on her hospital bed. "How could my life be any worse?" Says the girl. She then came across a Magical Talking Tree who says, "What ails you, my child?" The little girl looks at the tree and is beaten by her father. The end.

by Prepare Thy Anoos May 2, 2014

miami magic

name of a special crack recipe

Damn B, that jigga was tweakin' of somma that Miami Magic!

by Ross W. September 12, 2006

Tebow Magic

Performing Task that seem impossible but pulling it outta your ass at the last minute.

Winning a game in OT like it's nothin.

Guy1:Dude how did you win?
Guy2:After Reading the bible for a year I was invoked with Tebow Magic.

by Jaken Guard December 19, 2011

Magic Stick

crack stem, alluded to when talking about getting really fucked up on crack

"hey man lets go get really fucked up you buy some rock and i'll bring the magic stick. It'll be grand.

by papa riley June 24, 2003

Magic Show

This expresses the deep meaning of prayer on Sundays. It also is used as of the place of worship. (Church)

The mankey belts out a few tunes every Sunday at the Magic Show.

by Gibb money July 26, 2004

magic stick

pimp cane

before i go pimin tonight i need my magic stick

by dunno December 12, 2003

magic wand

a tool used by men to perform impossible tasks for their wives

Honey, When you come home from work could you fix my computer, I have two weeks worth of work that I have not
backed up and my computer says can't read drive C:
Sure, I'll make sure I bring home my magic wand.

by tnick November 11, 2005