Narcissist: Oh yeah? Well kiss having sex with me goodbye!
Normal person: *sarcastically* No more magic peepee time? Oh no lol
Normal person: *sarcastically* No more magic peepee time? Oh no lol
by trixie83206 June 20, 2022

by Finn :3 March 28, 2024

by SPrice1980 April 27, 2023

A Series Of Books Written By Sue Bentley Starring A Magic Young White Lion Named Flame Who Disguises Into A Kitten To Keep Himself Hidden From His Evil Uncle Ebony.
by Handle Here June 18, 2018

Things that get done for rich people that are taken for granted and seem like they are magically done.
People without staff can not appreciate all of the rich people magic that I enjoy!
If you are worried about daily tasks you don’t understand rich people magic.
If you have to ask the price, you aren’t rich people magic.
If you don’t get attention immediately and you don’t get pissed, you are not rich enough!
If you are worried about daily tasks you don’t understand rich people magic.
If you have to ask the price, you aren’t rich people magic.
If you don’t get attention immediately and you don’t get pissed, you are not rich enough!
by @BigMac April 23, 2024

A Magic School Bus is a tiny insignificant penis smaller even than a micro penis.
It's so small that any penetration goes unnoticed by the receiver...much like the MSB itself.
It's so small that any penetration goes unnoticed by the receiver...much like the MSB itself.
by Stan Shelby December 2, 2023

by Vanguard 1998 September 21, 2025
