magic lemonade

A mixture of the traditional Australian drink goon and any kind of lemonade. Serves in getting you royally pissed without tasting like piss.

"Sup lad, what're you drinking tonight?"
"Magic lemonade lad!"

by korjubzot March 10, 2016

Keyboard magic

Being fake online.

I didn't know what to say, so I used a little keyboard magic.

by 096_blair01 June 29, 2022

magic pipe

A large male penis that females love so much they wouldn't leave you.

I gave that hoe the magic pipe, and now she doesn't want to leave me

by Thehardcunt November 07, 2017

magic-pipe

(V) the act of railing coke off a huge penis

Tina was wanting to spice things up in the bedroom, so I taught her how to magic-pipe.

by Garytheredneck January 03, 2018

Word magic

What they use as language to trick you in a courtroom. All courts are contract enforcement. They offer you accept. Not justice but trickery

How did your court case go
That damn lawyer used word magic on me. Made me feel better about getting rammed in the ass by the corporate government court crooks

by Dudley durite September 07, 2018

stroking the magic dragon

stroking the magic dragon is a slur meaning giving a hand job to a very angry person

I woke up my lover while stroking the magic dragon and ended up face first into the floor

by TheDefinerUSA April 06, 2016

stroking the magic dragon

A slur meaning an infuriated person is being touched and it causes both discomfort and pleasure

I woke my lover up by stroking the magic dragon and suddenly I was on the floor moaning in seconds for the dragon was awoken inside them

by TheDefinerUSA April 06, 2016