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Luke O’Nien is Mr Sunderland
by therealfloor March 30, 2025
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Luked

When you light a cigarette and it burns down one side unevenly.
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Luked it

A term used to describe lighting a cigarette wrong, typically when it burns on one side only.
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Luke

Luke is a tall brunette who loves his baseball hats. He is also an avid gamer and loves to play FIFA with his friends. Unfortunately for Luke he tends to lose a lot and will burst out in uncontrollable fits of rage nearly flipping tables and breaking controllers. If you have a Luke in your life make sure to bubble wrap your electronics.
“Luke smashed his controller against the wall
by Yeaaaa0611 April 13, 2025
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Luke

Luke is a tall brunette who loves his baseball hats. He is also an avid gamer and loves to play FIFA with his friends. Unfortunately for Luke he tends to lose a lot and will burst out in uncontrollable fits of rage nearly flipping tables and breaking controllers. If you have a Luke in your life make sure to bubble wrap your electronics.
“Luke smashed his controller against the wall
by Yeaaaa0611 April 13, 2025
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Luking

To be crazy and hyper at the same time whilst also retaining every function and heightening gastrointestinal movements causing bloating and gas, whilst feeling an extreme sense of euphoria and degraded sense of humour. You also become slightly retarded for the period of engaging in Luking. See also having a stroke or autism
My brother was luking out
by Oj simpson fam 12 April 26, 2025
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Luke

A Luke usually looks like the child of two really good-looking celebrities, or a caveman who hasn’t showered in an eternity.

A Luke doesn’t publicly care about what other people think, but when it’s time to go to sleep, he can’t stop thinking about what people think about him.

A Luke discards all personal emotions and needs to take care of those he loves, if you’re lucky, you’ll get to hear one of his out-of-the-blue motivational speeches.

If you stumble upon a wild Luke in the forest, leave him be, he’s probably thinking about his crush/girlfriend. But at the same time, don’t leave him alone, he really wants someone to talk to. He will probably show you one of his flawless impressions or one of the many memes he has in his camera roll.

If you want to talk music, a Luke is the perfect guy to talk to (but you probably won’t know a single one of the bands he likes).

If you find yourself trapped in a hug from a Luke, stay there, he needs it too.
A note to Luke’s girlfriend:

Don’t let him go, he’ll probably marry you!
by AnonymousPerson#22735 May 24, 2025
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