Kevin

Kevin is very good with relationship's, His smile, his face. Everything, is perfect about him! His best relationships are K + H and K + A. He treats girls like they are queens, when he's on calls and he smiles. TRUST ME, your heart will melt, I'm not just saying this because I've had good experience with a Kevin. Its because its true, Kevin doesn't like getting annoyed so please don't annoy him otherwise you'll see the bad side of him. Kevin is very shy, but once he gets to know you he's like a different guy. Kevins also have a big dick, And is the biggest simp, but that's what's good about him, because he's always so nice and sweet!

Girl 1 : "oh, Kevin got a girlfriend"
Girl 2 : "I know right, his girl must be very lucky"

by 0nlyF4cts March 19, 2021

Kevin Cooke

The act of tongue-punching someone’s fart box in order to clean it out and prevent infection.

We were camping and I had to poop but had no tp, so my friend Kevin Cooked my bhole to clean it out

by Sonej oderfla April 1, 2021

Kevin

Kevin is a hardworking man who likes to play with dogs. He likes to cook but also to show up late to work.

That person reminds me of Kevin

by Chapo696969 April 3, 2021

kevin

It means "much". like pretty much

You ok?
-Ya, I'm pretty kevin alright. Just having a mental breakdown.
LOL. Walk it off

by Emperor Wrath April 19, 2021

Kevin Colby Hebert

Also known as a young Bob Patrick, Kevin Colby Hebert is the ultimate anal animal savage. He enjoys long walks on the beach and stimulating an innocent boys butt hole. (preferably 4-12 year olds). While scared to use his real name by the fear of being found and captured, Kevin uses the name "COBRA".

Hey Sammi, dont stay out too late, you dont want Kevin Colby Hebert to get your booty.

I wont mom.

by BUTT KISSER May 29, 2012

Kevin's Meatshed

A meatshed owned by Kevin where he will handle your meat and deliver some nice packages of meat.

Guy 1: Hey you want to catch some lunch, maybe hook up with some chicks tonight?

Guy 2: I'm fine, I just came from Kevin's Meatshed.

by BNaae October 23, 2011

Kevin Small

Kevin "Tom Selleck" Small (born January 29, 1945) is an American actor and film producer, best known for his starring role as Hawaii-based private investigator Thomas Magnum on the 1980s television show Magnum, P.I.. He also plays Police Chief Jesse Stone in a series of made-for-TV movies based on the Robert B. Parker novels. In 2010, he appears as NYPD Police Commissioner Frank Reagan in the drama Blue Bloods on CBS.

Aw maan! He's so Kevin Small!

Kill that nigga'!

by TomSellecksFanBase October 18, 2011