The kind of person who uses esoteric phrases not in common parlance who when questioned tells you to google them rather than explaining themselves.
Rather than tell the detective what he meant by someone being "washed" he instead told him to google it like the deflecting douche he was.
by EffectiveDetective June 9, 2023
Get the deflecting douche mug.I was thinking of shopping for a car at West End Auto. No! don't do that, David Ashworth is a Douche-Bag.
by worksuckstoday69 June 14, 2017
Get the Douche-Bag mug.Noun: Injury sustained from excessive douche exposure
Adjective: The quality of being massively douchey
Adjective: The quality of being massively douchey
"I ended up talking for a half hour to some guy with too much hair gel and a screen-printed dress shirt. I have a nasty douche-bruise."
"David? Total Douchebruise."
"David? Total Douchebruise."
by IDidItFirst! October 16, 2011
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Get the Douche Wag mug.A Douche wanderer, or conversely stated, a wandering douche, is a specific type of d-bag that interjects to make a snide douchy comment that's most likely malicious, and, most importantly, this douche is often a complete stranger or not engrossed in the conversation.
I was skating yesterday and not landing many tricks when a douche wanderer approached me and remarked "nice moves" then walked away snidely laughing aloud.
by Ridiculon May 31, 2009
Get the Douche Wanderer mug.As of, or pertaining to a smart-ass that thinks he's funny but really isn't. Derived from douche bag.
by Spitfire370 March 12, 2017
Get the Douche Wad mug.1. A terrible image to be used in place of a worse one.
2. A placeholder to be used rather than the actual name of a person you do not want to identify.
Used both to insult, and to prevent the target from gaining attention or free publicity.
2. A placeholder to be used rather than the actual name of a person you do not want to identify.
Used both to insult, and to prevent the target from gaining attention or free publicity.
1. From now on instead of saying the name of a terrorist or mass shooter we will refer to them as some shit-douche.
2. President-Elect Shit-Douche and President Shit-Douche of Russia met today to discuss how best to destroy the world.
3. Publisher Simon and Schuster has decided to give some shit-douche a book deal.
4. The year in which this was coined was a total shit-douche.
2. President-Elect Shit-Douche and President Shit-Douche of Russia met today to discuss how best to destroy the world.
3. Publisher Simon and Schuster has decided to give some shit-douche a book deal.
4. The year in which this was coined was a total shit-douche.
by flashwildecard December 31, 2016
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