Do a ludvik

To fuck up. Especially when talking to women

I was talking to this 10, and everything was going great, but then I did a ludvik!
She's fit as fuck, mate, don't do a ludvik.

by PolkaKolka February 28, 2023

Doing a Will Smith

As a rapper trying to make money by playing in a movie or TV series.
First done by Will Smith after him rappers like Ice-T and LL cool J tried their hand at acting

Guy 1: Have you heard Ice-T is going to play a role in Law and Order

Guy 2: Yea he is to doing a Will Smith

by nameless person March 6, 2012

Doing a Johnson

Breaking the law, having no regard for the rule of law

The police caught the burglar doing a johnson, as he was arrested while breaking into someone’s property.

by Sorbitar September 24, 2019

Doing a Juliet

Fingering a wall (typically a balcony wall) as a means of displaying sexual desire towards your love interest.
Often followed by sleeping with them and then killing yourself next to your love.

First seen in the 1968 romance film, Romeo and Juliet.

Girl 1: Are you into that Romeo guy?

Girl 2: No... where would you get that idea?

Girl 1: Because, whenever you see him you start Doing a Juliet... you’ve fingered a hole into your balcony wall.

by CbkTsuki February 12, 2019

Doing a Lionel

"Doing a Lionel" means to drive round a corner in such a vigorous way that a wheel comes off. Derives from Lionel Richie's appearance on Top Gear, after which Jeremy Clarkson referred to several celebrities who suffered similar accidents as "doing a Lionel".

"I hit the kerb and did a Lionel."
(To Trevor Eve) "We refer to that as 'doing a Lionel'."

by awmperry September 5, 2013

Doing a Conor

When the only thing that comes out of your mouth I say negative comments that nobody wants to listen to.

"Gabe was was being very annoying the other day by doing a Conor"

by Cononator13 May 6, 2018

do a produce

To defecate; to go take a crap.

I'm gonna go do a produce.

by K. Isaacson April 21, 2007