dark scran

The fourth meal of the day, typically occurring in between the hours of 2-4 A.M. The meal consists of bones, branches, and feathers; with allowed beverages limited to cream and the weird colors of gatorade.

I usually just sleep through dark scran, I'm not a fan of the feathers.

by nebble December 20, 2023

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DARK Chief

The best leader.
The best emperor.
The best chief.
The best lord.
NORAH IS PRO

"Hey, I just joined and met the DARK Chief! He's pro!"
"PRO NORAH W"

by ComposedConsistencys August 07, 2022

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dark brown hydroflask

the dark brown hydroflask is the most gnarly molotov cocktail spinoff

instructions:
-empty a stolochnaya blueberry vodka halfway

-fill the rest with shit of any kind ( dog, human, cat, horse, deer, cow )
-stuff a cloth in the top light it and lauch it

guy 1: bro, I got in this insane barfight and out of nowhere my homie made me a dark brown hydroflask and now I am facing 13 years for arsen and destruction of property
guy 2: whatever man that shit was definetly worth it

by mistercockmuncher June 06, 2021

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Dark cocoa cookie

The misspelling of cacao in dark cacao cookie

Person: I JUST GOT DARK COCOA COOKIE fgxjjfdtidlfjxstyhdtrysk

by Arandomcrkplayer May 15, 2022

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Dark Pentad

And it's a pentad, Jordan. A pentad. 1 because it's thematic. You know? Pentad -> Pentagram. Pentagram -> Evil.

Hym "And what is the 5th triat of the dark pentad? By now you ought to know what I'm going to say. The trait from which all dark traits are derived SOLIPSISM!!! You are LESS REAL to whatever extent. Why pathological parasitism? Because your existence is LESS NECESSARY and if I have to take from you to sustain myself then I am justified in doing so. Why Machiavellian manipulation? Because my will is superordinate to yours and if lie to circumvent your I am justified in doing do. Why Sadism? Well, from a neurochemistry perspective I would posit that it's a sympathetic nervous system response (like yawning) in the absence of empathy. Right? So, whereas someone with a higher level of empathy would seen someone suffering they might generate like an internal model of that suffering, cry, and release endorphins (or whatever the corresponding chemical is) but IN THE ABSENCE OF EMPATHY... You just get the endorphin release. But BEYOND THAT... Your suffering is LESS REAL! It all stems from placing the primacy of your subjectivity above all others. The amalgamation of these traits is Jungs Shadow. And your religion, Jordan, is NOT you NOT doing that. It's an extentsion of that."

by Hym Iam January 09, 2025

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