dutch tunnel

The act of farting in bed, holding the covers tight on one side while there is a slight tent or tunnel in front of the nose belonging to your mate.

I told her not to make 5 bean salad for dinner so I rewarded her with a Dutch Tunnel last night.

by M f R April 23, 2016

Dutch on a rug

When you are eating a girl out and she farts.

Last night I was in bed with a girl and smelt something and I think she was going Dutch on a rug.

by Christianlikesrimjobs April 27, 2016

dutch splash

The "Dutch Courage" of the bedroom and THE way to boost self esteem with your partner.

Basically the goal is to make your partner climax before you to encourage yourself in the moment.

Give her a Dutch Splash, then she won't mind when you finish!

by Bent_Laser October 9, 2016

dutch hoof

A larger than life’s lady’s hairy poonani

She had a very nice Dutch hoof

by Loolou99 January 19, 2018

wireless dutch rudder

A dutch rudder has someone working the arm of your hand your spanking it with, difference is, the wireless version has the person on the other end of the phone is "talking you through it" instead of actually physically being there to do it with you.

Hey bro, 'ol girl worked me over with the wireless dutch rudder last night while we were texting, just as good as the physical version!

by K1974 May 4, 2018

Dutch Force

The best Dutch warclan.

OMG, who won DWC? Dutch Force ofcourse!

by _Dutch_ February 12, 2018

dutch vegan

a guy that eats a bunch of stroopwafels covered in canadian bacon

That guy doesn't love animals, he's a total dutch vegan

by doland January 12, 2017